![]() 06/07/2019 at 01:38 • Filed to: I mean... it *is* a car-related shitpost so he has that going for him | ![]() | ![]() |
Okay I was thinking... I sell my cars, pay off my student loans, buy an Oxide Bronze Corolla XSE 6MT, and now I’ve replaced my student loan payment (over 7 years left) with a lower monthly payment and a shorter loan period, and I get a new car!
:D
:D
:D
.... :(
Oh wait, the combined value of my cars is how much? And my willingness to part with either is how non-existent? And my irrational anxiety of owning and financing a new car would be how high? And and I’d only drive it how often?
These are the kind of thought exercises that plague me when it’s late and I’m sober.
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Oxide Bronze is the best color on those and I refuse to believe otherwise.
Also, at least your cars are worth more than $4 combined.
![]() 06/07/2019 at 01:52 |
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Late night oppo is the best time to post car buying ideas
![]() 06/07/2019 at 02:06 |
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Why would you trade in two cars for one car just because it’s new? Such a downgrade.
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OR!!!
Buy this .
![]() 06/07/2019 at 02:11 |
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The only downgrade I see is our acquaintanceship due to your cruel, hateful words
![]() 06/07/2019 at 02:20 |
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Would a To yota Co rolla estate, sway you more.
![]() 06/07/2019 at 02:22 |
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Wisdom is often mistaken for cruelty
![]() 06/07/2019 at 02:35 |
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Yes
![]() 06/07/2019 at 02:36 |
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[inhales]
No
![]() 06/07/2019 at 02:54 |
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Or a Toyota Landcruiser commercial/van.
3 or 5 door.
3 door with steel wheels.
5 door with steel wheels.
Loads of space for Luna to play or doing work stuff.
or a base model Toyota HiLux.
Ba sic, bare plastic bumpers and steel wheels.
![]() 06/07/2019 at 03:40 |
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Clearly the healthy solution is to never be sober past 8pm
![]() 06/07/2019 at 04:22 |
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Silver or gray s teel wheels are underrated. Id take those over hub caps any day
![]() 06/07/2019 at 08:39 |
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Then you clearly haven't seen Blue Flame. Also, $4 is being generous.
![]() 06/07/2019 at 09:08 |
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But, but those wings look like great doggo seats.
Can fit two small dogs on the front and place for a bigger dog on the rear
![]() 06/07/2019 at 09:14 |
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Objection:
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Do not tempt us with this forbidden fruit.
![]() 06/07/2019 at 09:16 |
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Hot take: Financing a car for 5 years is not a risky financial move for someone who has a job.
![]() 06/07/2019 at 09:19 |
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Don’t forget, with a new car, your insurance will be higher, your registration tax will be higher, and there are probably other costs and fees that you’ll have to pay that I’m forgetting about.
It’s never quite as cheap as you think i t should be...
![]() 06/07/2019 at 09:44 |
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The HiLux and Land Cruiser would sit well between the RAV4 and 4Runner.
![]() 06/07/2019 at 10:33 |
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No.
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Yes.
![]() 06/07/2019 at 18:11 |
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I don’t know what you’re doubting, looks like a fine daily driver.
![]() 06/10/2019 at 03:43 |
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This is the approach I have adopted. So far so good.
![]() 06/10/2019 at 09:38 |
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“Ready. Set. Send It.”
Sure, Toyota. Sure.